If House Of Fu was a real life house, you’d probably be standing in the engine room right about now. We’re all over the fact that most houses don’t have engines, but you have to admit it would be a pretty good idea.

So when we’re not thinking about taking our bedroom on a drive to the noodle place down the road, we make music. We push pixels, arrange words, promote the occasional event and create all sorts of stuff to make your world more interesting. What’s more so do a lot of our friends, and we like to do our part in shouting about it. Cool with that?

So Let’s Talk About You

Well that’s us done, so let’s talk about you. You’re here because you’ve heard of us, we’ve heard of you, or things went horribly wrong while you were googling feng shui. Whatever the reason, you’ve made it this far and we’re feeling a little bit scrunchy inside for the both of us.

Make Yourself At Home

Why not lose a few thousand, help yourself to whatever you can find and take a look around? Here, we’ll even lend you our favourite hand-shaped cursor for the links.

You’re Most Welcome.